ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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