: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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