Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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