What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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