Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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