Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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