oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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