That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
