kristin has been a bad kristin
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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