Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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