BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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