You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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