whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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