whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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