May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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