Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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