My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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