There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
love makes seman taste better
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
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