his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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