I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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