i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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