My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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