I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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