It's Friday. Sex?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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