You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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