so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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