Me. At least after what I've been through.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
