I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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