belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i drank out of a bidet.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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