You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
420 ftw
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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