he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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