Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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