tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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