Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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