yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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