Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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