BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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