does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
When are your genitals available?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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