Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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