I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Randomize
