big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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