Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
If I die, sorry about rent.
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