we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize