I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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