Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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