i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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