my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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