But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
