I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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