Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
