Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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