have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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